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Question: How can a criminal get out of the prison? The prison has two exits, one is guarded by a dog named Ouch, another by a guard.
Answer: The prisoner takes a stone from the heap of gravel and throws it at the guard, this shouts, “Ouch,” the dog runs to the guard and the prisoner slips away.
Archive reference: EKRK III 41 (1), 231
Location: Vln Viljandi 4. Kk
Date: 1988
Subject: Ouch